Protecting the Integrity of Golf, One Violation at a Time.
Proudly enforcing etiquette, pace, and dress-code compliance across the United States since 2025.
Notice of Non-Compliance
Golf in America Has Lost Its Way.
Between Bluetooth speakers, cargo shorts, and 5-hour rounds, the game's ancient dignity has been replaced by chaos. The Golf Standards Board (NA) exists to restore order — through structure, oversight, and consequences.
Average respect for the game
National average pace (non-compliant)
Rounds ruined by music
We Audit So You Don't Have To.
Pace of Play Enforcement
Field agents monitor tee times for infractions over 3h 58m. Penalty: Tee reassignment or "tempo recalibration seminar."
Etiquette Oversight
Improper raking, line stepping, or emotional outbursts subject to written warnings.
Handicap Integrity Division (HID)
All vanity handicaps are flagged for public review.
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Begin AuditNotices & Sanctions
Recent violations and enforcement actions
White Belt Expired (2008)
Citation Pending
Cart Music 73 dB
Citation Pending
Hot Dog at the Turn
Cultural Violation
Improper Ball Marking
Under Review
Excessive Celebration
Warning Issued
Cargo Shorts (Khaki)
Dress Code Violation
What Golfers Are Saying
"They confiscated my rangefinder. I've never felt more accountable."
Chad T.
Florida
"Declan called me a 'pace liability.' I deserved it."
Brent H.
Arizona
"I thought it was satire. It's not. I think."
Anonymous
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